headnote: thankiew to mama syahhhh for providing this very juicy topic.becuz my frontpage does not display the title of my entries (dunno why. -shrugs-) i shall proudly declare it here:
GUYS ARE DOOFI. (singular: doofus)
perhaps in light of the recent highly-commercialized, widely-celebrated and disgustingly sappy day that just passed yesterday, the topic just rolls off the tongues of girls so easily.. some on how their guys' stupid but very endearing antics charmed the socks off them or how their stupid and very maddening antics pissed the fuck out of 'em.
DISCLAIMER (sorry mun for ripping this off you.): This entry was made soley in anger frustration and hyped feminism. Any allegations made here are possibly, in the writer's
opinion, true for the general male homo sapien. Readers (esp. those chauvinistic bastards out there) may take it at face value. Smarter homo sapiens (read: women) may read between the lines and pick up the humour behind it. In any case, this is
MY blog and i write waddeva i fricking damn want in it. Hence and therefore, if you're strongly against and cannot accept opinions that line somewhere in the context that
men are mutated apes gone wrong during evolution and shud all fly their sorry asses back to Mars, please save
all of us the trouble of narrow-minded tags and close this window
NOW. thankiew.
there are a number of reasons why men are doofi. but the big daddy of em all, the dominating reason why men are the most clueless creatures when it comes to their female counterparts is becuz they don't understand us. they
think they do but they dont even come close. hell, they dont even come close to the 'c' of close.
first of all, they try to make light of the things women take seriously. for example, yes it is very important that we receive utterly useless but hopelessly romantic things on important occasions i.e. every alternate 3 times we meet up, and/or anniversarys of some-sort. and/or valentine's day and/or birthdays. There are possibly a lot of other important occasions but the number varies with each girl. never ever complain. according to my PE teacher, Mr Isaac Lim, "COMPLAIN and be CONDEMNED."
2ndly, if we constantly harp on a subject, however upsetting it is, means it actually holds some form of meaning and weight for us. and however tiresome it mite seem, never express it as we're being paranoid/over-reactive/over-sensitive/a pain in the ass. the very simple solution to this is NOT to ignore it but to do wot would actually soothe us. for example. if we dont like you smoking, and if for un-decipherable reason dont want to even try to stop, at least dont do it in front of us. Take a breath mint before you meet us and stash the incriminating little tobacco filled sticks in some inconspicuous corner of your bag. please.
3rdly, is it really that hard for you to tell us we look good? or we look hot? even if its not 100% true (and you being supposedly hopelessly in love with us has to admit that we're at least make 60% on the hot scale for you), would it really kill you to tell us "you look nice today."? even when we make a complete fashion mistake, dont say it straight out. admittedly there isnt a perfect way to tell us that we look awful. but seriously. we'll figure that out by ourselves sooner or later. some nice but very blunt girlfriend of ours would no doubt tell us.
4thly, when you say u're broke and can't buy something for us, if you have -- heaven-forbid -- lied to us, actually try to ACT like that story is true. dont go saying "i can't buy that for you cuz i'm broke" but you can splurge on something hella un-needed and hella expensive just becuz u want it. if ur girlfriend is surprisingly and shockingly nice to give up one of her stupid useless but very important presents just so you can buy something you've wanted for a long time becuz its highly unlikely that u'll get tt amt of money in the near future, actually APPRECIATE HER. dont think that after you buy the said favourite thing, u can ignore her and fiddle around with the object and completely neglect her and that an occasional "are you feeling bored?" will suffice. becuz if a girl can give up her useless stupid but important thing, even if she's bored she wldnt tell you becuz you obviously are having so much fun with it she wldnt have the heart to disturb you. and she'd probbie keep all that unhappiness to herself.
i seriously could go on and on. but lets not expose ALL of the lesser being's mortal sins. and let them figure out the rest for their ownselves. may God have mercy on their sorry souls.
