. wwwDOTuncensored-profanityDOTblogspotDOTcom .

. TAG ME LOTS! I LOVE TAGS!!!! .

. i dont have a fucking problem .
. i just love to say fuck .

. and maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me .
. and afterall you're my wonderwall .

. and with a tear in my eye .
. give me the sweetest goodbye .

. are we all victims of opportunity .

. people hate me .
. cuz i'm better than you .
. i'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful .

. navigations at the left .
. A P P L E .

. nadalalahonkyoyo .

Monday, June 27, 2005

after today's chemistry paper. i have decided to curl up into my own fantasy world where i rule all. all will bow down to me. well. not exactly all. just the disgusting people who piss me off royally. or whenever anyone pisses me off. they'll bow down. beg for my forgiveness and wash the soles of my shoes with their tears of fear. woah! talk abt clean shoes. esp during my pms-y periods of time (pun totally intended.)

then me being Nadalala the Sexy Great Ultimate Ruler of the Universe (Sexy GURU for short) will then make guys in my wishlist (read: brad pitt and focker. mm. better throw in johnny depp and brandon flowers for good measure.) fall madly in love with me. then grant them unlimited access to all the money (which will be turned into nadnotes - gold hammered into paper-thin notes with my face and name and title "Nadalala the Sexy GURU" embossed into the notes) on which they will buy the most useless but romantic things on earth (read: lots and lots of long-stemmed roses and lots and lots of blingbling) to fawn on me. then they will use it to take singing lessons to serenade me. oh in tt case, i better throw in jaychou into the list of men who will be lucky enough to fawn on me.

after that, half the lians and minahs will be thrown into factories designed for brainwashing so tt their mindless and blind symptoms of Minah-LianZ (a terrible disease that must be eradicated!) so they'll embrace the idiocy that they were born with and serve me with total obedience in my Grand Palace of the One and Only Sexy GURU. Kinda like everyone else, except they're worst off. becuz they're like zombiefied 24/7. Everyone else only has to act like that when i'm around or when they pop into my palace.

the other half of the lians and minahs infected with Minah-LianZ (yes, tt's a big Z.) will be kept in bulletproof glass cases, sorta like human zoos for our my amusement when they do their stupid lianz stuff so i can bitch abt their idiocy and laugh it off with my Covalently-Bonded Sisterhood of Punsters in my North-East-North Wing of my Grand Palace (yes. its that big.)where we can like watch them on CCTV.

the TV will only play good tv shows like "Desperate Housewives", "CSI: LV", "CSI: Miami" "CSI: NY" (okay yeuai this is just for you.), "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". "Friends". "Charmed (before prue died.)". "DisMissed" and cool and funny chinese serial dramas made in HongKong. NO SOAPS. NONE. NAH-UH! and they'll play only good movies. movies that i wanna watch. if i wanted to watch it and it sucks, they're never allowed to play it ever again.

Music will be banned on the public radio (except for ad jingles cuz i like doing quirky spoofs of them.) except to my exclusive circle of friends because i'm sick of the music i listen to becoming mainstream. and furthermore good music shud only be confined to people with good taste eg me. only trashy music like techno and sly sim and jocie's "lao shu ai da mi" shit will be played on public radio.










yes. bow down to me. I am Nadalala the Sexy GURU.

you're still the ones i want for life

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