i havent been blogging recently becuz i'm an lazy ass and i dont see anything much to blog about. since the 30th june. tt's like a whole week. i'm surprised i didnt have an urge. but after reading rz's, yeuey's and iz's blog, i have an urge to blog. a few issues to touch upon.
1) Mid year exams are over.
Mid years were killers. they were designed to make you fail. except maybe for chem. i cld prob pull in a D or something. maybe even a C. :O
bio was... well. lets just say you cld prob count the passes from the entire cohort with two hands. i must learn how to write as fast as i type. damnit. they shud allow us typewriters during the papers. nyahahahaa. =x den wooooo. i'll at least be able to attempt all the questions. i skipped like three thousand questions and i still ended up unable to attempt all the questions. like what the hell?!
Math.. well. if i'm lucky i mite get an O. maybe even an E. i think my dad's gonna freak out when he sees my grades. i've never done so badly in school since... i dunno. i've never done so badly in school. =
SPAs were... were... well. i dont have a word for it. maybe "unexpected". the bio one was surprisingly easier than the chemistry one. shit man. the chem one was a killer. RAWR! well. tt's one down six more to go. =
2) Watching movies after exam papers are soothing but a strain on the wallet.
Really. it kinda calms the post-exam anxiety i usually have when i see the hot guys on screen. after bio, i and cheryl spontaneously went to watch mr and mrs smith. may i add tt movie makes you super hot. angelina jolie was so hot!!! as was brad pitt as usual. i think i've mentioned this before. hmmm.
anyway. after math paper, i went out with the some of the bmt teammates to catch initial D. it wasnt the most fantastic movie. the ending kinda sucked and abrupt. sorta the way roy ng used to describe some of our essays. "a slow gradual build-up but a plunging ending after reaching the climax." wow. some how tt describes bad sex as well. =
anyway. initial D was quite an okay movie becuz of the following things.
a) Jay Chou.
b) Jay Chou's father in the movie.
c) Jay Chou's stiff acting becuz it was quite hilarious.
d) Speeding and Racing.
Out of 5, maybe i give it a 2.8 score. not quite there but not quite bad. good soundtrack. even the rap one. =)
3) Books are a source of not just amusement, but of EXTREME amusement.
especially if you know where to look. self help books are continually a source of amusement to all who read it. the other day, before the aviva open semis, i, tong and cheryl popped over to PS's times bookshop and were looking for body language books, what certain gestures mean and stuff, and i chanced upon a book spine (the only one.) with the label "Men are pigs but we love bacon." Thinking i'd find some way on how to understand men better/live with the assholes/attempt to change the asshole by some pseudo-expert psychologist.
Instead, i found a book, written by a gay sex columnist (forgot the name.) with responses to letters from gay men who seem to be synonomous (synonamous?) in starting their letters with "Hey Woody!". i cheryl and tong had one helluva laugh. some of the aliases are really eyebrow-raising, like "scrotum-scratcher" and "the lobster who feels like a shrimp" (from a guy who is apparently bigger than average but feels kinda small.. you-know-where.) talk abt bizarre findings.
after intial d that day, only 3 of us, me zhen and fart (or according to russell peters, the hongkongers would correct me and say "zhen, fart and i" haha.) were left. we had popped over to kinokuniya and found language translation books. one was titled "Making Out In Japanese" which contained phrases like "Do you like to masturbate?" and "Will your neighbours find out?" and swear words. hahaha. according to the book, fuck in jap is "Shine" for guys. hahahaha. adn just today morning, this teacher who was introducin the Senior Civil Servant VIP for today's talk, said "Switch off the light here, if not its very shine." i naturally was the only one in my class who got the unwitting joke.
we also found a book of italian gestures. and yes! tt "what the fuck" gesture from russell peters does exist!!! but its not what the fuck. hahaha. it means, going by the book, "what do you expect?" hahahaha. which in other words "what the fuck???" hahahaha. -roflmao- oh then after that. much later in the nite, i brot fart to read the "Men are pigs but we love bacon" book. hahaha. laughter non-stop.
4) Carrefour is a good place to spend your day at, especially if you're broke.
anyway, between kino and times after intial d tt day, fart zhen and i popped over to carrefour. carrefour is like filled with things to do. we played around with the music players at the place and toys. we had one helluva laugh. but i think the staff was quite annoyed with us. one particular lady kept stalking us around the place. poo. later, we took the escalator up to the food section and went crazy at the food section eating all the freebies and samples. the place has everything: fun, food and even water! hahahaha. music. its like a really huge playground. hurhur. we just kept going after the samples. emptying it after it was refilled and all tt. but it was very yummey. free food always tastes the yummiest. fine. so i'm a cheapskate... but i had fun maaa. hahaha.
this goes as high as pseudo sk8ers only becuz it also had FREE food. fun at the toy department still doesnt measure up to pseudo-sk8ers. i think its cuz pseudo-sk8ers is a classic. hahaha. classics always sound the best, even tho the covers and remakes are pretty damn good too. =D
5) Focker sends the damnest sweetest smses.
nothing much. i just wonder if he knows he does and if he does, is he just leading me on or wad? =
6) TAUFIK TAUFIK TAUFIK!!! hidayat that is.
HE WON AVIVAS. bahahahahahah. i love taufik. he's so cocky and snobby... but till the extent tt its so yummey. OH GOD. hahahaha. i lelelelelelelelelove him! but somehow i still lalalalalalalalike focker more! =x nyaha.
wow. this is a long post. u better read it all sluts! >=\
