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Sunday, November 13, 2005
this miracle happened today..
#183: the fables with dogs.
yanny told me to read lappy's blog entry today. and after reading it, i really had to post what he wrote on his blog. cuz its so fucking funny. but what i dun get is. why are dogs always involved in the story?!?!?!
so the story goes....:
there was a dog walking ard the cold street and saw a beggar...so the dog say to the beggar, " wad u doing here? is so cold.""i got no money, i nid to beg for money...i realli a loser, ppl so rich yet i so poor, i achieve nth, no money, no houses, no wife...i already 40 yrs old le...realli a good for nth..."the dog replied " well, i am just opposite. i king of the dogs, no one can fight win me, i wan bitch then got bitch though is younger than me. i wan food, all dogs give to me. i am one of the top dog in the world.""really? u r so great...haiz...unlike me, a good for nth...i think u will achieve more as human.""of cos...i think u worse than me la...loser...go and be my servant la...i am the king. hail me." the dog proudly said.Hearing dat, the beggar is damn angry. pride comes be4 a man. and so the beggar killed the dog and eat his meats to endure the winter.so wad is the moral of the story ? the moral is dog cannot never attain higher than a man...not even a loser man...so pls...play ur own role...dun try to act things dat u not realli are....the world will be in a mess if dog act like human and cat try to be elephant...dun think wad u achieve now is realli dat great...cos u might be onli in the dog's world and not the human's world..king dog can never be in the class of human...Now, here is my 2nd story, there was dis stage where 10 dogs gathered together...they had a grp fight, after abt 30 mins...the king dog whose name is called owes thrash all the other dogs and become the champion...he is damn happi...he is THE KING leH...win the whole world....and so he barked at the grp of audience showing his superiority and challenging them to a fight.outside dis stage, got a grp of audience, they laugh heartily...they r damn happi too...they just watched a bloodshed entertaining dog fight...and they enjoy themselves not cos of the fight, but becos of owes's ignorance. owes behave till he is the champion of the world. but little did he noe dat he was just killing his own species and entertaining human. and his arrogance make the audience laugh even more. a frog trying to block a chicken way ? sheep trying to challenge the tiger?? in their eyes, owes is just a joke...in the end, he got cooked up and eaten by the audience...wad a entertainment, owes entertain till the end.so wad is the story abt ?? a dog may live in the world biggest kennel...but how big can it be compare to a human's flat ?? so pls..dun try to do things dat u release all ur potential also cannot do...cos u r just not dat class...it was proven, dun try it again.is a crime to challenge the saint !!!*****copyrighted
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I FOUND THIS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THE COMPUTER. i mean. what kinda stories are these?! its so ridiculous sounding even tho there has some semblence of /sense/ in it. but argh!!! its so fucking funny. hahahhaha.
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