hello. i'm blogging again!!! and today. i'm feeling so particularly like the person i was sec3 and 4. what eactly do i mean? well. i'm feeling particularly Bitchy. so yes. today the CBB (Certified Bitchified Bitch), resurrected from the long-ago, is gonna entertain you with a bitchfest. are u ready guys? been so long since i've written something bitchy. and anyway. cheryl has been complaining tt my recent proper entries have been depressing. so for you guys out there!!!! have fun. =)

DISCLAIMER: Things mentioned below are written not only in sweet sweet revenge but also in a bit LOT of dry sarcasm. Profanities are also used as freely as tissue paper when you have a runny nose. Entry written was meant to be completely and undoubtly obnoxious and unreasonable. any elaboration on written events are completely a personal opinion that attacks no one else other than the intended. and if you think u're the one in question, (cue sarcasm) try to take things in your stride. (end cue.)

well, didnt get tt bit of sarcasm? allow me to enlighten you.

"...our seats have changed.its not really much of a diff i say if they change the seating arrangement.i mean we still break up into our groups later on in the day.ms tan should have done it earlier in the yr if she wanted us to mix.but anyways.some people just don like it and cant take it in their stride.like whatever.everyone else isnt complaining and they have to change positions cos somehow they cant operate if they sit at a certain position in the class.and wow amazingly they can when they sit with their frens.contradictary to like everything said after the first three months just so that we couldnt get our old class back.i don understand why some people can complain that people are cliquish when they themselves are the most cliquish around. ..." - dated January 7th 2006.

well. that little excerpt up there is courtesy of the great fuckwit... DINGALING!!! YES! she has resurfaced in my blog today becuz of that little insight.

well, "fuckwit" was used with justifiable reason. firstly. lets put it this way, miss i'm-so-righteous-i-even-hate-my-family-cuz-they're-so-bloody-racist-and-it-doesnt-matter-that-they-are-of-course-my-biological-family-and-raise-me-in-the-best-material-comfort-possible obviously lacks the rational skills of analysis. well. they usually require the presence of common sense so i'm not really that surprised at the discovery of her "amazing, absolutely jawdroppingly amazing" analytic skills. hence i, being nice and all... -tongue.in.cheek-, will help her dissect it here.

if someone is sitting in a place where she has nothing to do except face the motherfucking board and feels depressed all the time, how productive can she be? and add on to the fact tt she feels stifled and cramped cuz she's a person who thrives on organized messes while the people beside her are neat and tidy, she obviously can't function properly in an environment. now compare it in a situation where she feels comfortable. relaxed and happy. well... duh. hello... simple logic.

oh and see this line here? "everyone else isnt complaining and they have to change positions cos somehow they cant operate if they sit at a certain position in the class" you realise that it flouts the rule of grammar rite? first of all the "they" used in context wld be referring to the "everyone". and u realise the word "position" is really not a very good word to use? i could be doing the 69 and it'll be a position too. the proper word to use wld be "seat". she already has the word "sit" so i shud think it wld've been relatively easier to come back with the word "SEAT" . so cld it be tt she's dumb or she's stupid? cuz i shud think tt anyone with half a brain cld've processed tt.

sounds to me like someone mite need a little bit of GP tuition to add on to the whole pile of other kinds of tuition she has for.... well. everything else! whining tt u currently dont have tuition for everything cuz u dont have tuition for gp is a weak. WEAK. excuse.

and come on la. hong gan abit. gan gan use my name like the last time u disturbed me thru your blog. dont use "some people" cuz 1 person isnt constituted as "SOME PEOPLE". i know i use dingaling instead of her proper given name but come on. given the explicit description and the quotes from her blog, if u know her u wld /know/ its her.

let us all take a step back and reflect on why she appeared in my blog in the first place.

"...nadya's so fake...keeps on screaming at balloons poping even though they were like soooooo far away from her....argh...cant stand it..." - dated March 30th 2005.

first of all. i dont have to justify my fear of balloons. its the same theory as my fear of flying insects (yes it includes the butterfly.). i dont think the fuckwit gets the idea abt phobias. you see the thing abt phobias is tt they are irrational. they're supposed to be stupid. if u're scared of earthworms, and when you know a ton of them are nearby, isnt your fear heightened? hence arent you more susceptible to expressing tt fear, i.e. screaming, if it begins to make a move towards you? oh and let's not forget to mention that everyone has some sort of phobia. well, fuckwit, i guess tt really just judochops your basis for the "fake" word into ten thousand tiny fragments.

oh and anyway. look at her guts. mentioning my name. yes. she has big balls. i dun think i can fault tt. but oh wait. if she had big balls, she wld know tt the agony and pain of getting them kicked is excruciating. and of course. she wldnt have kicked someone essentially nice who was just joking around with her. especially if she was the one who was kacau-ing the hell out of them in the first place. but of course with her self righteousness and innate need to protect her fragile self she politely leaves out that little detail. oops.. looks like since it happened, she doesnt have very big balls at all.

doesnt this sound exactly like the time where she slaps the guy sitting next to her cuz she puts her bag on his table and he shoves it back to her table cuz he's told her countless times not to do it? well. i guess i needn't mentioned that her powers of reasoning, or rather lack thereof, are kinda skewed. i mean. these 2 situations already proves it doesnt it? you guys just know my disgusting delight when i'm proven right. =)

oh and tt bullcrap abt getting the old 31 together... i dunno. she didnt thrive very well in that class did she? in fact, she was completely ostracized. hence, since she mentioned it, doesnt tt make her socially suicidal? not the smartest thing around huh, fuckwit? anyway. i didnt mention very much abt her little outbursts in class in my blog until today did i? i guess occurrences tt are rare (read: my diva outburst when i wanted to change my seat.) are more juicy to blog abt isnt it? like tabloids. well i guess an accumulation of such deeds are worth at least one entry isnt it?

wow wow wow wow. will you lookit tt? this just goes to tell u tt just cuz i usually seem harmless when my sharp tongue needs to come into use, i will use it. a small paragaph got her back a whole essay. not a bad deal i think.

well. its a friday nite/sat morning and i just got back from school and training not long ago like maybe at abt 11pm. wrote this near 12. so have been bitching roughly abt 1 hr and 45mins. cuz its 1.35 now. i think tt's enough bad karma reaped. anyway enjoy!!! and if u think i had exhausted my material on her you're DEAD wrong. its cuz i realised this is getting to be a really long post. =/ this post really fits its title. wow.