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Thursday, August 03, 2006
this miracle happened today..
#244: The Internet is for Porn.
Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.
And I'm gonna teach something relevant,
Something modern...
The Internet!The Internet is really really great...For porn!I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait...For porn!There's always some new site...For porn!I browse all day and night...For porn!It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
For... PORN! (
Trekkie!)
The Internet is for porn.. (
Trekkie!!!)
The Internet is for porn.. (
What are you doing?)
Why you think the Net was born?
Porn. Porn. Porn!
Trekkie.Oh. Hello Kate Monster.You are ruining my song!Oh.. Me sorry. Me no mean to.
Well if you wouldn't mind,
Please be quiet for a minute
So I can finish?Okie dokie.Good.
I'm glad we have this new technology...For porn! (
ugh)
Oop!Which gives us untold opportunities..For porn! Oops Sorry.Frm your own desktop...For.. mm.You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop...For... PORN! (
Trekkie.)
The Internet is for porn. (
ooh...)
The Internet is for porn. (
Trekkie.)
Me up all night hugging me horn
To porn porn porn.That's gross.
You're a pervert.Ahh.. sticks and stones, Kate Monster.No, really. You're a pervert.
Normal people don't sit at home
And look at porn on the Internet.Oh...?What?You. Have. No. Idea.
Ready, Normal People?Ready! Ready! Ready!Let me hear it!
The Internet is for porn. (
Sorry Kate!)
The Internet is for porn. (
I masturbate!)
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn porn porn.(
The Internet is not for porn!)
Porn... porn...Hold on a second..What..?Now I happen to know for a factThat you, Rod, check your portfolioAnd trade stocks online.That's correct.And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.comSure.And Gary, you keep selling your possessionsOn eBay.Yes I do!And Princeton, you sent meThat sweet online birthday card.True.Oh.. but, Kate, what you think he do AFTER, hmm?Hehehaha.. Yeah...EWWWWW!!!The Internet is for porn. (
Gross!)
The Internet is for porn. (
I hate porn!)
Just grab your dick and double clickFor porn... porn.. PORN!I hate men.I'm leaving...I hate the Internet.The Internet is for...Internet is for...Internet is for...PORN! Yeah!
22:52
can i have just one
more moondance with you
//_*stupid motherfucker pull your head out your ass & see-*
iLUSTforTHEMdesperately
.: A B C A2 :.
.: Hong Kong in June! <3 :.
.: Which Star Are You From with English Subtitles DVD :.
.:
Love Story in Harvard with English Subtitles in VCD/DVD :.
.: Attic Cat with English Subtitles in VCD/DVD :.
.:
Sony MP3 Player :. Got my Zen ;)
.:
Maxtor 60GB External Hard Drive :.
.: To remain in contact with everyone of the Covalently-Bonded Sisterhood of Punsters till i'm old grey and wrinkly :.
.: 10 seasons of vcds/dvds of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. :.
.: Tai-tai-hood :.
thisISme. ADOREme.
18.
260888
Raffles Girls' Primary School
Bukit Panjang Govt High School
Catholic Junior College
Badminton
Dancing
Shopping
Ice-skating
Reading
THEYcompleteME
letTHEmusicHEALyourSOUL...:
- blink182 - sum 41 - nickelback -
- fall out boy - mae - smile empty soul - lifehouse -
- i voted for kudos - alter bridge - KoRn -
- oasis - the killers - yellowcard - his.infernal.majesty -
- frank sinatra - michael buble - jay chou jie lun -
there's alot more but really do u want me to carry on?
THEYmakeMEgoONaFOODAGE...:
.Pizzas.Pasta.GreenTea.
.Murtabak.TehTarik.
.BanMian.FriedFishBeeHoon.
.MyGrandmama'sPorridge.Chocolate.
they are the reason i'm fat. damnit.. but i love em! <333
iLOVEtheirSTUFF...:
=nike=adidas=fila=
=ripcurl=billabong=quiksilver=
=zara=miss.selfridge=topshop=forever21=
=ig's.heaven=bookbinders=bloomington's=
but it doesnt necessarily mean you've got to get stuff from these places you know. all gifts are appreciated so long as they come in good thought.
BURNthatCRAP...:
xXx.Broccoli.xXx.Cabbage.xXx
xXx.Hypocrites.xXx.Backstabbers.xXx
xXx.theBrainDead.xXx.theActCute.xXx
xXx.Techno.xXx.Trance.xXx
xXx.Mornings.xXx.Running.xXx
xXx.Carrot/TomatoJuice.xXx.FlyingBugs.xXx
xXx.fAkEgHeTtOwRiTinG.xXx.n00bspeak.xXx
xXx.Non-FloatingBalloons.xXx
tHeRe'Z m0reX 2 it laHz buT i cArN bE b0theRed by tHe dAmNed tHinGs.
themANDtheMEMORIEStheyLEAVEme
