*Disclaimer: This is by no means any direct insult to the US Armed Forces and is merely a piece of prose written for humour.

The US Army decides to compensate the Vietnam veterans. They tell them that they can choose any two points of their bodies and for every inch between the two points they'll be given one thousand dollars.

So the first guy steps into the medic's office and says, "From the top of my head to the bottom of my feet." So the medic measures the distance between the two points, and tells the man to collect the money at the counter.

The next guy comes in, stretches his arm above his head and says, "From the tips of my finger to the bottom of my feet." The medic nods, measures the distance and tells the man to collect the money at the counter.

The third guy comes in and tells the medic, "From the tip of my penis to the back of my testicles." The medic was stunned. "Are you sure?" The man nods his head without hesitation.

The medic tries to dissuade the man but the man as adamant. Sighing, the medic gives up and tells the man to take off his pants. When the medic reutrns with the measuring tape, he looks at the guy and exclaims, "HOLY COW!!! WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS?!"

The man smirks and replies, "Back in Vietnam."





















Isn't this a great joke? Hurhur.

Anyway, a small apology to Gennie and Yeu for getting you guys all excited for nothing. But Ms 2nd-Speaker-in-Ontario and Ms-I-am-both-nouns-yet-I-am-only-one, I'll promise to make lotsa money to fulfil my promise in 9 months!